What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

Octopussy

Goldfinger

Why is every human messed up in some way?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

What habits do happy couples have?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is your worst experience in life?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can I get over a break up?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.